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By varun19r in Funny       
Jul 17, 2016
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John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
John thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."
Judi, sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him -- he's a smartbutt when he's drunk and stoned."
Brian from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!!!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"

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By AssaultCow in Funny       
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By grh9674 in Funny       
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By grh9674 in Funny       
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  1. If you actually think of what he says, you will see why-----

  2. If you ever debated on a social media site like Facebook, you will come across those that can only rebut your position by using memes.

  3. If aliens from another planet were observing us, what would they truly think????????

  4. This should be easy to do

  5. Have you ever listened to someone and just had to look like this after they said something??

  6. Of course this is very dangerous and should never be done--but it is however a way to solve the problem-

  7. And of course they will tell you how smart they are.

  8. seriously??????????

  9. and a little studying helped also

  10. place your answer here---

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By varun19r in Funny       
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By varun19r in Funny       
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By grh9674 in Funny       
Aug 08, 2016
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  1. No, it is not Luke Skywalker

  2. At least she isn`t doing her hair, talking on the phone and yelling at him.

  3. No inheritance for this one.

  4. We can discuss religion later---hahahahahahahahaha

  5. Relax, they are just mammary glands.

  6. Future physicist.

  7. just wait until he finds out how he got in there.

  8. just wait until he gets older and sees these pictures.

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By grh9674 in Funny       
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By grh9674 in Funny       
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  1. just a joke

  2. yea, it is bad----hahahahahaha

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By AssaultCow in Funny       
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