John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
John thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."
Judi, sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him -- he's a smartbutt when he's drunk and stoned."
Brian from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!!!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well, at least he won`t be able to see this picture.
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Do they have seat-belts "on" the plane?
Let`s all go to grandma`s house.
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If you actually think of what he says, you will see why-----
If you ever debated on a social media site like Facebook, you will come across those that can only rebut your position by using memes.
If aliens from another planet were observing us, what would they truly think????????
This should be easy to do
Have you ever listened to someone and just had to look like this after they said something??
Of course this is very dangerous and should never be done--but it is however a way to solve the problem-
And of course they will tell you how smart they are.
seriously??????????
and a little studying helped also
place your answer here---
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No, it is not Luke Skywalker
At least she isn`t doing her hair, talking on the phone and yelling at him.
No inheritance for this one.
We can discuss religion later---hahahahahahahahaha
Relax, they are just mammary glands.
Future physicist.
just wait until he finds out how he got in there.
just wait until he gets older and sees these pictures.
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just a joke
yea, it is bad----hahahahahaha
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