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If you ask a doubt, you are a fool for a minute. If you do not ask it even if you have, you are a fool for the rest of your life.

Someone told me that it's a Chinese proverb.

A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and start drinking. As the night goes on, they get drunk, and the giraffe finally passes out. The man decides to go home.
As he's leaving, the man is approached by the barkeeper who says, "Hey, you're not gonna leave that lyin' here, are ya?"
"Hmph," says the man. "That's not a lion -- it's a giraffe."