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English Grammar Class
Teacher : " Peter doesn't like girls ''
What is 'Peter' in the sentence ?
Students : Waste fellow!!!!!!!!!!!
John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
John thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."
Judi, sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him -- he's a smartbutt when he's drunk and stoned."
Brian from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!!!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TONGUE TWISTER:
*A GOOD COOK COULD COOK GOOD*.
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Try it a couple o tyms n u'll end up soundin lyk a chicken..!:-D
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Be strong!!!!
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I whispered to my wifi signal :P :D
If you ask a doubt, you are a fool for a minute. If you do not ask it even if you have, you are a fool for the rest of your life.
Someone told me that it's a Chinese proverb.
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Read all verses and especially verse 28...https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus%2034
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I saw a video and there was a Trump supporter yelling at Mexicans at a Mexican restaurant to make him a taco and leave the country. If the Mexicans left, who would make the tacos?
