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By varun19r in Uncategorized       
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Anagrams are words or phrases made by transposing or rearranging letter of other words or phrases. This is a list of some pretty dam good ones, obviously there are people out there with way too much time on their hands.
Lets have a look at them...

"Dormitory" - Dirty Room

"Evangelist" - Evil's Agent

"Desperation" - A Rope Ends It

"The Morse Code" - Here Come Dots

"Slot Machines" - Cash Lost in 'em

"Animosity" - Is No Amity

"Mother-in-law" - Woman Hitler

"Snooze Alarms" - Alas! No More Z's

"Alec Guinness" - Genuine Class

"Semolina" - Is No Meal

"The Public Art Galleries" - Large Picture Halls, I Bet

"A Decimal Point" - I'm a Dot in Place

"The Earthquakes" - That Queer Shake

"Eleven plus two" - Twelve plus one

"Contradiction" - Accord not in it

"George Bush" - He bugs Gore

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By varun19r in Uncategorized       
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Depending on how you ask the questions, you can force the answer you seek! Remember 43% of polls are wrong, the other 78% are made up! Don't jump to the answer, just scroll down. Take this test mentally, don't write down your answers, and

don't shout them out.

1. Pick a number from 2 to 9. It can be 2 or it can be 9, or any number in between.
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2. Take that number that you've chosen, and multiply it by 9.
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3. That should give you a two digit number. Take those two digits and add them together.
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4. Take the resulting number and subtract 5 from it.
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5. Take that number and correspond it to the alphabet, numbering the letters. A =1, B=2, C=3, and so on...
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6. Take your letter, and think of a country that begins with that letter.
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7. Take the last letter in the name of that country, and think of an ANIMAL.
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8. Now, take the last letter in the name of that animal, and think of a color.
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9. But remember, that there are no orange kangaroos in Denmark.

SCRATCH YOUR HEAD !!!!!!!!!!!

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By varun19r in Funny       
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English Grammar Class

Teacher : " Peter doesn't like girls ''
What is 'Peter' in the sentence ?
Students : Waste fellow!!!!!!!!!!!

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By varun19r in Funny       
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John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
John thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."
Judi, sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him -- he's a smartbutt when he's drunk and stoned."
Brian from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!!!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"

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By varun19r in Funny       
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TONGUE TWISTER:
*A GOOD COOK COULD COOK GOOD*

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Try it a couple o tyms n u'll end up soundin lyk a chicken..!:-D

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By varun19r in Funny       
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Be strong!!!!
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I whispered to my wifi signal :P :D

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By varun19r in Uncategorized       
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If you ask a doubt, you are a fool for a minute. If you do not ask it even if you have, you are a fool for the rest of your life.

Someone told me that it's a Chinese proverb.

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By varun19r in Uncategorized       
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True dreams are not those what you get in your sleep... They are the ones which do not let you sleep!

- Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam
Former President of India (most loved president)
Former missile scientist and former ISRO cheif

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By varun19r in Music       
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